Posts tagged heaven

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Given Contract Extensions

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If you’re like me, you learned everything you need to know from John Cusack movies, so you know the world is going to end in 2012. And while that sucks, because I’ll totally miss you when I go to heaven and you go to hell, we can at least take a little solace in the fact that we’ll be able to watch The Daily Show and Colbert Report all throughout the apocalypse.

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God Twitters Creation: #FollowFriday @adam @eve

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God: Gosh its dark in here.
7 days ago

God: There thats better.
7 days ago

God: Hey guys im finally on twitter! Whats up?
7 days ago

God: guys?
7 days ago

God: oh right. i’m the only thing in existence, haha.
7 days ago

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